In case you need a few examples of how kids can be smart, and sometimes, even smarter than adults. These are a short series of a dialogues between adults and kids showing how intelligent kids can be with their intrinsic wit that most people often fail to notice. So here's to kids; you guys are awesome!
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: Because you told me to do it without using tables.
Teacher: Donald, what's the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
Teacher: Now Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to. My mom's a good cook.
Teacher: Jack, can you tell me why your report on "My Dog" was the same as your brother's?
Jack: Well, we have the same dog.
OK so maybe the word "smart" wasn't the right one to use. I think "wittier" is a better term to describe these kids.
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: Because you told me to do it without using tables.
Teacher: Donald, what's the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
Teacher: Now Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to. My mom's a good cook.
Teacher: Jack, can you tell me why your report on "My Dog" was the same as your brother's?
Jack: Well, we have the same dog.
OK so maybe the word "smart" wasn't the right one to use. I think "wittier" is a better term to describe these kids.
Hee hee. I like the last one!
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