Funny Pictures

I deleted my funny pictures page because it just wasn't working out for me. I couldn't add anything without messing up the previous stuff, etc, etc. Just didn't work, okay? Don't hassle me about it. Anyway, here are the pictures from the page. You didn't think I'd delete those pictures, did you? No way. They're too funny. 

The small sentence says: "Are you

surprised we lied about the cookies? 

Poor fellow. He watched too many ads

and decided to try something for himself.

Well, I guess he didn't follow directions

very well, because those ads clearly

say, "Kids, don't try this at home."

The writing says, "You've put on weight."

This is just plain funny. How can stick

people put on weight? 

But apparently it's possible. 

When drawings come alive . . .

what will the world come to?

Kids are Smart

In case you need a few examples of how kids can be smart, and sometimes, even smarter than adults. These are a short series of a dialogues between adults and kids showing how intelligent kids can be with their intrinsic wit that most people often fail to notice. So here's to kids; you guys are awesome! 


Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 
Maria: Here it is. 
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 
Class: Maria. 


Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 
John: Because you told me to do it without using tables. 


Teacher: Donald, what's the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O 
Teacher: What are you talking about? 
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 


Teacher: Now Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 
Simon: No sir, I don't have to. My mom's a good cook. 


Teacher: Jack, can you tell me why your report on "My Dog" was the same as your brother's? 
Jack: Well, we have the same dog.  


OK so maybe the word "smart" wasn't the right one to use. I think "wittier" is a better term to describe these kids. 

I can't get this thing to print!!!!

Here is one very bewildered little feline trying 

her best to figure out the ways of our technology.

SPOILER ALERT: She doesn't succeed.  

7 Things that bug me about people

#1: People who point at their wrist while asking for the time  . . . I know where my watch is, pal, where the H-E-double-hockey-sticks (I do not and will not curse) is yours?? Do I point at my crotch when asking where the toilet is? 


#2: People who are willing to get off their bums to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the volume or channel or whatever manually. 


#3: When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too!" Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 


#4: When people say, "It's always the last place you look," of COURSE it is. Why would you keep looking after you've already found it? 


#5: When people say while at the movies, "Did you see that?" No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the dang floor. 


#6: People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya? 


#7: When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" IF the bus came would I still be standing here, dumb-a? 

Now you know the things that seriously bug me about people. I mean, use your brains, fellas! We all have one, though unfortunately some of us don't deserve it - because we never use it! Hope you got the message.     

Puppy talks during sleep

Watch this video. Watch it now!! 

16 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car (if you have one) with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down. 

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 

3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 

4) Put a garbage can on your desk and label it, “IN”

5) Put decaf in the coffeemaker for three weeks. Once everyone  is over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6) Finish all your sentences with, “…in accordance to the Prophecy.”

7) Don’t use any punctuation.

8) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9) Specify that your drive-thru order is “to go.”

10) Sing along at the opera.

11) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme

12) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

13) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, “I WON! I WON!”

14) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, “Run for your lives, they’re loose!”

15) Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

16) Send this to your friends to make them smile.