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Tuesday, November 9, 2010

7 Things that bug me about people

#1: People who point at their wrist while asking for the time  . . . I know where my watch is, pal, where the H-E-double-hockey-sticks (I do not and will not curse) is yours?? Do I point at my crotch when asking where the toilet is? 


#2: People who are willing to get off their bums to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the volume or channel or whatever manually. 


#3: When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too!" Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 


#4: When people say, "It's always the last place you look," of COURSE it is. Why would you keep looking after you've already found it? 


#5: When people say while at the movies, "Did you see that?" No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the dang floor. 


#6: People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya? 


#7: When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" IF the bus came would I still be standing here, dumb-a? 


Now you know the things that seriously bug me about people. I mean, use your brains, fellas! We all have one, though unfortunately some of us don't deserve it - because we never use it! Hope you got the message.     

2 comments:

  1. Oh sure. You TOTALLY don't curse. Okay. Sure.
    HA HA HA HA HA OMIGOD LMAO HA HA HA HA!
    Yeah. You don't curse. Uh-huh.
    :D

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