Thursday, November 11, 2010

Kids are Smart

In case you need a few examples of how kids can be smart, and sometimes, even smarter than adults. These are a short series of a dialogues between adults and kids showing how intelligent kids can be with their intrinsic wit that most people often fail to notice. So here's to kids; you guys are awesome! 

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 
Maria: Here it is. 
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 
Class: Maria. 

Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 
John: Because you told me to do it without using tables. 

Teacher: Donald, what's the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O 
Teacher: What are you talking about? 
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 

Teacher: Now Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 
Simon: No sir, I don't have to. My mom's a good cook. 

Teacher: Jack, can you tell me why your report on "My Dog" was the same as your brother's? 
Jack: Well, we have the same dog.  

OK so maybe the word "smart" wasn't the right one to use. I think "wittier" is a better term to describe these kids. 

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