Okay, so here are some labels found on real products. I'm going to post here exactly what was written on them so that you may know that if it's one thing everyone in this world has in common, it's a little (or a lot) bit of stupidity. I mean, just read the labels, and you'll see. The parentheses are comments that I or a friend of mine said. Feel free to respond back. No bad words, please.
- On a brand of hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping" (right, because that's the time when I work on my hair)
- On a bag of chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary" (the shoplifter special?)
- On a bar of soap: "Use like regular soap" (And that'd be how ... ?)
- On a bag of peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts" (Talk about a newsflash)
- On a packet of nuts given in an airplane: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts" (Step 3: Fly plane?)
* Brand names of products have been omitted to protect their identity. I don't want any legal trouble.
- On a brand of hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping" (right, because that's the time when I work on my hair)
- On a bag of chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary" (the shoplifter special?)
- On a bar of soap: "Use like regular soap" (And that'd be how ... ?)
- On a bag of peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts" (Talk about a newsflash)
- On a packet of nuts given in an airplane: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts" (Step 3: Fly plane?)
* Brand names of products have been omitted to protect their identity. I don't want any legal trouble.
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