My not-so-average little brother

Just a little something dedicated to my little brother - who actually makes my days a LOT more interesting. Love ya, lots, lil bro! <3 

Name: 

Little Brother

Age:

8 and adorable

Height: 

He's taller than the average eight-year-old

Weight: 

His weight coordinates with his height - somewhat 

Loves: 

Anything with wheels and a motor/engine

Playing Wii

Playing with other family members 

Sleeping with Mommy

Telling jokes (I didn't say they were good) 

Basketball

Soccer

The songs, "Break your Heart" and "Dynamite" 

Drawing pictures 

Reading (anything, including the backs of cereal boxes) 

Doing Math (ewwwwwwww) 

Shoveling snow with Dad 

Going out 

Watching TV

Food

Cooking with Mommy

Birds

Hates: 

Dogs 

Bugs (or anything that has more than four legs and crawl or fly) 

Being bad at something

Cleaning up after himself (he does it eventually . . . he's just lazy) 

Being yelled at (Wow. Really?) 

Shopping

Being asked to be a model by some lady at the mall* 

All in all, he's just one lovable little round thing. Yes, I think I just made him sound like a newborn pup, but whatev. He's cute. 

*One day he was at the mall with my mom getting a haircut and when he came out of the salon and they were exiting, some lady - or rather, a girl in her mid-twenties - approached my mom and told her that her son is 'so handsome' and would he like to be a model? My mom said no, of course. And then later on I teased my brother and asked him if he wanted to be a model and he was like, "No!" with a pout-face. So yeah. That's the story. I still tease him. Ha. Ha.